Below is a conversation that Tori, Ashwin's Fiancee had with a telemarketer.
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Seller: Would you like your ducts cleaned?
Tori: We don't have ducks.
Seller: All houses have ducts
Tori: Well, I don't know where you're from but in this house, keeping birds in the bathtub is discouraged.
Seller: Ducts! Not ducks!
Tori: I think our squirrel is scared of ducks. But thanks anyway!
Seller: I don't mean the animal!
Tori: Ducks are birds!
Seller: Ducts like the ones from the furnace.
Tori: Ducks live in ponds not in the furnace!!!
Seller: Thank you for your time. *hangs up *